Clean Jokes — worst jokes

- Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!

- Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
→ The nightmayor.

What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
→ Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What are pupils at ghost schools called?
→ Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?
→ Anyone he could dig up.

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework?
→ He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
→ He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

Did you hear about the ghost comedian?
→ He was booed off stage.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
→ He had a wail of a time.

What is a ghost boxer called?
→ A phantomweight.