What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
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What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
The white one got away.
What's the definition of AIDS?
What's the definition of AIDS?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian....
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15 year old, and the madam replied"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
A: None of them have closets to come out of.
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"
The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?"
Two homosexuals were talking when...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week.
"Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock.
"Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"