Random joke from this category
What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
→ The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
→ So you don't have to retrain the cellists.
How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
→ Write 'pp, espressivo'.
What's the witches favourite pop group?
→ Broomski Beat!
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
→ Rock and Roll
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
→ The conductor.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
→ A bear faced lyre!
What kind of music do phones love to hear?
→ A symphony
How does a baritone make phone calls?
→ Song distance!
- Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour?
- Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?
→ Because she was an operetta (operator).
What kind of phone makes music?
→ A saxophone.
