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Weakest Animal
What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
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What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!
What's a toad's favourite sweet?
→ Lollihops!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!
There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left?
→ Nine!
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
→ Jurassic pork!
What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
→ Stegosaur-rust!