Kids Jokes — worst jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

What's a glow worms favorite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?

A spinning wheel!

What did the spider say to the fly?

We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance!

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied 'er!

What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!