Mom/Dad Jokes

- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

- Really, did they accept him?

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother:

- Mom, why are wedding dresses white?

The mother looks at her son and replies:

- Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.

The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion:

- Dad, why are wedding dresses white?

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

- Son, all household appliances come in white.

Should I have a baby after 35?
→ No, 35 children is enough.

What did the young witch say to her mother?
→ Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

- My, hasn't your little girl grown?

- Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

What did the young witch say to her mother?
→ Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

- Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs - said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.

- I know - said his mother.

- I've just stepped in a poodle!

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
→ Because then the children have to play inside.

- I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.

- They are. She couldn't cook either.

Mama bear to Papa bear:

- Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'.