Women On The Moon
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
→ Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Random joke from this category
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
→ Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
→ I mist you.
What are the hottest days during summer?
→ Sun-days
What did the tornado say to the car?
→ 'You wanna go for a spin?'
What is hail?
→ Hard boiled rain!
What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
→ One is reined up and the other rains down.
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
→ I have my eye on you.
What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
→ You make my temperature rise.
What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'?
→ You can't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
What did one tornado say to the other?
→ "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."