Yo Mama Jokes — worst jokes

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo mama's like...

• Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on.
• Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more.
• Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded.
• Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine...five cents a blow.
• Yo mama's like Chinese food...sweet, sour, and cheap.
• Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
• Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.
• Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
• Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
• Yo mama's like a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
• Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
• Yo mama's like a street lamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
• Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
• Yo mama's like a 747, she has a very large cockpit.
• Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.
• Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
• Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.
• Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
• Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
• Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
• Yo mama's like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in.
• Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
• Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.
• Yo mama's like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.
• Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.
• Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.
• Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
• Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.
• Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.
• Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free.
• Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.
• Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
• Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.
• Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
• Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
• Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
• Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
• Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.
• Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
• Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
• Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
• Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
• Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
• Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
• Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck.
• Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
• Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
• Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.
• Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
• Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
• Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
• Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.
• Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
• Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get.
• Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
• Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy... everybody pokes her.
• Yo mama's like lettuce, $1 a head.
• Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

• Your momma is so fat... the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!
• Yo momma is so ugly, she entered and ugly contest and one of the judges said "Sorry... No proffessionals allowed!!!"
• Yo momma's so fat, when the lord said "Let There Be Light", he had to ask her to move over!
• Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, people SLOW DOWN!
• Yo mama is so fat, she walked into a resturant took one look at the menu and said, "yes please!"
• Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
• Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World!
• Whenever your mamma farts, she causes a continental drift!
• Yo momma's so fat even if she was the last person alive, the world would still be over populated!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.