Clean Jokes — worst jokes

How did Moses part the Red Sea?
→ With a seesaw!

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
→ A spinning wheel!

Why did the nurse go to art school?
→ To learn how to draw blood!

Why is math always sad?
→ Because it has too many problems.

What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?
→ BAMBOO

What is a duck's favourite TV show?
→ THE FEATHER FORECAST

GET IT? hahaha

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
→ Shark absorbers!

What is the most famous shark?
→ William Sharkspeare!

How do you shoot a great white shark?
→ Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
→ Loch Jaws.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!