Ghost's Favorite Town
What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.
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What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town?
→ Tombstone.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
→ Spook when you're spooken to.
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
→ You use a spirit level.
Did you hear about the sick ghost?
→ He had oooooo-ping cough.
Which ghost ate too much porridge?
→ Ghouldilocks.
- Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
- Spook: Where is it?
- Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
→ Exorcise books.
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?
→ The skeleton crew.
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
→ Lazy bones.
What did one ghost say to another?
→ I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.