Clean Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
→ A spinning wheel!

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
→ A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.
→ A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.

Why are spiders like tops?
→ They are always spinning!

Why did the nurse go to art school?
→ To learn how to draw blood!

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
→ Shark absorbers!

What is the most famous shark?
→ William Sharkspeare!

How do you shoot a great white shark?
→ Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
→ Loch Jaws.

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
→ They go sharkers!

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?
→ Squid pro quo!