Clean Jokes — worst jokes

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?
→ Ban-she, ban-she!

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
→ "Make a fright turn at the corner."

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
→ By scareplane.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
→ The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?
→ They had just dread-ged the lake.

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?
→ Moandays.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?
→ A dreadivarius.

Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
→ You can see right through their tricks.

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
→ On April Ghoul's Day.