stop for a glow worm
When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light!
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When should you stop for a glow worm?
When he has a red light!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
Where in earth have you been!
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
What is the maggot army called?
The Apple Corps!
What is a worm's favorite band?
Mud!
What is life like for a wood worm?
Boring!