Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
→ Stop imagining!

What is defference between man and Superman?
→ Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

What's brown and sticky?
→ A stick.

What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
→ A baby with a razor blade.

- Knock, knock!

- Who's there?

- George Washington!

- George Washington who?

- George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

Why did the mirror cross the road?
→ To see itself!!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
→ A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What do you call a very rude bird?
→ A mockingbird!

Where do birds meet for coffee?
→ In a nest-cafe!

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
→ With it's sparrowchute!

What is green and pecks on trees?
→ Woody Wood Pickle!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
→ He didn't give a hoot!

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
→ A Macaw!

What do you call a bird that lives underground?
→ A mynah bird!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
→ A great walkie-talkie!

What is white and flies across the sky?
→ The coming of the Lord.

What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
→ A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma's house.
→ A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.