School

Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York.

- Did you enjoy yourself? - asked her mother when she got home.

- Oh, yes - replied Fred - But it was funny going to a dead zoo.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote:

- Woman, without her man, is nothing.

The women wrote:

- Woman: Without her, man is nothing.

- Who was the first woman on earth?

- I don't know, Sir.

- Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple.

- Granny Smith?

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?
→ Spelling.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays?
→ Because she couldn't spell properly.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
→ She was ex-spelled.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?
→ UCLA.

Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought the teacher had said lions.

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!