European Capital Ghosts
What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!
Random joke from this category
What European capital has the most ghosts?
→ Boodapest!
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
→ He was a big-game haunter!
What Central American country has the most spooks?
→ Ghosta Rica!
Why is a ghost like an empty house?
→ Because there's no body there!
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
→ With a scare dryer!
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
→ A booloney sandwich!
What do you call a ghost at midnight?
→ A sheet in the dark!
- Student 1: Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?
- Student 2: They are?
- Student 1: Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
→ That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
→ Pizza Haunt!