Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Do Apes kiss?
→ Yes, but never on the first date!

Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas?
→ Apesy daisy!

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?
→ Because all his friends shout, "GO-RILLA!"

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
→ They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
→ Dayscare centers

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?
→ A booquet of flowers.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
→ A holy terror.

When do ghosts usually appear?
→ Just before someone screams.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?
→ Ghoulloping.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
→ At a ghastly station.