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Dot Dot Croak
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
What did the bus conductor say to the frog?
→ Hop on!
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
→ Hoppalong Cassidy!
What do you say if you meet a toad?
→ Wart's new!
What happens if you eat a hot frog?
→ You'll croak in no time!
What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!