Giant Snails
Where do you find giant snails?
→ At the end of giants fingers!
Random joke from this category
Where do you find giant snails?
→ At the end of giants fingers!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
→ They use snail varnish!
What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
→ School dinners come on a plate!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
→ Leave them to slug it out!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
→ The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
→ How slime flies!
What is the definition of a slug?
→ A snail with a housing problem!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
→ About one mile a day!
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
→ I'll get you next slime!
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!