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Old Frog
What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!
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What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!
Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
→ Because her husband spawned her affections!
What's green and tough?
→ A toad with a machine gun!
What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?
→ A lost frog!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
→ Star Warts!
What do frogs drink?
→ Hot croako!
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
→ Finding half an apple!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
→ To stamp out forest fires!