Clean Jokes — worst jokes

When is a car like a frog?
→ When it's becing toad!

What do toads drink?
→ Croaka-cola!

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
→ The Brit Awarts!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
→ It weighed too much for its scales!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
→ A frog with hiccups!

What's a toad's favorite ballet?
→ Swamp Lake!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
→ Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
→ He was un hoppy!

What is the most breathless thing on television?
→ The Pink Panter Show!

What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman!

When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!

What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
→ I'm paw!

What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?
→ An aunt-eater!

What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
→ Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

How is a cat laying down like a coin?
→ Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!

Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
→ Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!

What cat purrs more than any other?
→ Purrsians!

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
→ C-A-T!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
→ There was some money in the kitty!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
→ A purrfect meal!

Why did the cat sleep under the car?
→ Because she wanted to wake up oily!

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
→ He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!

What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!