Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?
→ Too many turnovers!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?
→ Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
→ A double!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
→ The Cincinnati Reds - because they're the Big Bread Machine!

What kind of baseball do burgers play?
→ Ketchup baseball!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
→ A fastball - a sizzler.

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball?
→ 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?
→ It's PAN-demonium!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time?
→ How the meaty have fallen!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?
→ Rink injustice!