Sport Jokes — best jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?
→ When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?
→ So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather?
→ He's got bugs on his teeth.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?
→ Ball lightning

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
→ Diving

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
→ To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What are the most athletic rodents?
→ Track and field mice.

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
→ Bear Jordan.

How do you start a teddy bear race?
→ Ready, teddy, go!