Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?
→ He was asking for directions.

After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can remove the wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialist equipment, the McLaren team decided to fire their pit crew and hire four of the youths as most races can be won or lost in the pit lane.

The first race came along and the car came into the pits. The youths went to work but the McLaren team boss noticed a real problem.

Not only had the youths replaced all four wheels within four seconds, but within 10 seconds, they'd re-sprayed and re-numbered the car and sold it to the Ferrari Team!

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
→ He thought he would give him a paunch!

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
→ He gives them runs!

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
→ Meals on wheels.

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
→ One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
→ Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
→ They're great at the plate!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
→ He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
→ Because it's a FAST food!