Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
→ Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o's Burger King!

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?
→ He throws four meatballs!

How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed?
→ They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!

- Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.

- Big Brother: Why?

- Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

Kung Fu for Beginners by Flora Mugga

Will He Win? by Betty Wont

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?
→ Play ball.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, "I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms."

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?

While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.