Sport Jokes — worst jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
→ Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus.

- Do you consider a 144 I.Q. high?

- Yes!

- For the whole basketball team?

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One. But he gets three hours credit.

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal?
→ He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles?
→ They can't get their heads in the jar.

How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?
→ Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

A football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Yule never walk alone'

Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match?
→ Because they're both stopped by the rein.

George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'Can Albert come out to play?'

'No,' said the mother, 'it's too cold.'

'Well, then,' said George, 'can his football come out to play?'