Sport Jokes — worst jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
→ The Philadelphia Beagles!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?
→ A Doberman puncher!

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
→ They're short of breath!

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport?
→ Miniature golf!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
→ A tennis ball!

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What is a baseball dog?
→ One that chases fowls.

What is a dog's favourite sport?
→ Formula 1 drooling!

- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a racehorse.

- Take one of these every 4 laps!

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field." Then he added, "By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?"

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.