Sport Jokes — worst jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
→ Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
→ Annette!

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
→ They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
→ Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

How do long distance runners send e-mail?
→ On the sprin-ternet.

How do footballers send messages?
→ By referee-mail.

How do athletes send e-mails?
→ On the Inter-sweat.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?
→ Woofleball

Why is a dog like a baseball player?
→ He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What dog would you want on your American football team?
→ A golden receiver!