Baseball Manager's Ulcer

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup.

- Remember - the doctor said.

- don't get excited, don't get mad, and forget about baseball when you're off the field.

Then he added:

- By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?

Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.