Kids Jokes — best jokes

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank!

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

How do you make a butterfly?

Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?

A: A mockingbird!

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?

A: In a nest-cafe!

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

A: With it's sparrowchute!

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?

A: Woody Wood Pickle!

Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?

A: He didn't give a hoot!

Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot?

A: A Macaw!

Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A: A mynah bird!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A great walkie-talkie!

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?

Where in earth have you been!

How do you make a glow worm happy?

Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Maggot Thatcher!