Kids Jokes — worst jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch!
→ A vampire with a rotten tooth.

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
→ It had a suite tooth.

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
→ To prevent bat breath.

What did one tooth say to the other?
→ Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?
→ He ate the dentist.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
→ Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?"

After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"