Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.
Men — worst jokes
- All
- Animal Jokes 78
- Animal World 195
- April Fools Jokes 4
- At Work 118
- Aviation Jokes 38
- Bar Jokes 84
- Blonde Jokes 70
- Blonds 168
- Business Jokes 68
- Camping Jokes 23
- Celebrities 67
- Children 167
- Christmas Jokes 62
- Clean Jokes 28
- Comedian Jokes 18
- Common Jokes 6
- Computer Jokes 16
- Computers 65
- Computing Jokes 122
- Dirty Jokes 28
- Doctor Jokes 78
- Drunks 40
- Dumb Jokes 48
- Elderly 63
- Elderly Jokes 54
- Ethnic 265
- Ethnical Jokes 52
- Farming Jokes 24
- Festival Jokes 18
- Food Jokes 34
- Foreigners 29
- Free Jokes 4
- Funny Jokes 28
- Gender Jokes 43
- Golf Jokes 6
- Instrument Jokes 58
- Irish Jokes 79
- Job/Office Jokes 39
- Kids Jokes 258
- Language Jokes 15
- Lawyer Jokes 112
- Legal 70
- Marriage Jokes 71
- Medicine 136
- Men 115
- Men Jokes 28
- Military Jokes 62
- Miscellaneous 5496
- Mixed Jokes 16
- Mom/Dad Jokes 37
- More Jokes 9985
- Other Jokes 2
- Ouch 38
- Police Jokes 115
- Political Jokes 28
- Politics 128
- Practical Jokes 21
- Real Jokes 99
- Red Indian Jokes 9
- Redneck Jokes 28
- Relationships 399
- Religion 162
- School 37
- Science 90
- Sex 384
- Sex Jokes 28
- Situations 204
- Sport Jokes 62
- Sports 31
- Stats/Math Jokes 30
- Travel 41
- Travel Jokes 11
- War 43
- Women 125
- Women Jokes 28
- Yo Mama Jokes 53
Random joke from this category
What's the best way to kill a man?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.
The other 3 are there to listen to himbrag about the screwing part!
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
Throw the guy out of the house.
Three men and a baby
"Three Men And A Baby"........
What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.
Which of the following lines will do a better job...
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?
You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off.