Food Jokes — worst jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?
→ Baked beings (beans).

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other:

- I don't like your friend.

The other one replied:

- Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.

A cannibal's dilemma: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
→ He couldn't stop eating swedes.

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- Your Majesty - he said, the slaves are revolting!

- You don't have to tell me - said the king.

- I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?

- From the country next door - replied the servant.

- We must get a new butcher - said the king.

- Bring me Delia Smith.

- We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you.

- Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough - said the king.

Did you hear about the cannibal who committed suicide?
→ He got himself into a real stew.

Two cannibals were having their dinner.

- I don't like your friend.

- Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor?
→ They were given a right roasting.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter?
→ It sure gave them something to chew over.