The Cannibal King

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- Your Majesty - he said, the slaves are revolting!

- You don't have to tell me - said the king.

- I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?

- From the country next door - replied the servant.

- We must get a new butcher - said the king.

- Bring me Delia Smith.

- We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you.

- Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough - said the king.