Random joke from this category
What's the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
→ In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor.
Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping!"
Is it good to drink witch's brew?
→ Yes, it's very newt tricious!
How does a witch make scrambled eggs?
→ She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright!
'Owl be seeing you later.'
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
→ Gnomelettes.
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?
→ Both are a glaze
Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?
→ To make heat lightning
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
→ Candy Canes
How is a hailstone like an onion?
→ They are both whitish and have layers
- Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
- Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
