Food Jokes — worst jokes

- First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat!

- Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

- First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?
→ Baked Beings.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
→ He became a vegetarian.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
→ It repeated on him.

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
→ I couldn't eat another mortal.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
→ Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?
→ You get into hot water.

How can you help a starving cannibal?
→ Give him a helping hand.

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed?
→ They saw the salad dressing!

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
→ He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)