The Cannibal King

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"

- "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?"

- "From the country next door," replied the servant.

- "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith."

- "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you."

- "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.