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Tigers In Bed
What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!
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What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
→ When your nose touches the ceiling!
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
→ Sleep on the sofa.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bed!
- Bed who?
- Bed you can't guess who I am!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
→ To draw the curtains!
Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?
→ He wanted to see how long he slept.
Why did the kid punch the bed?
→ His mother told him to hit the hay.
When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
→ When it isn't made up yet.
When does a bed grow longer?
→ At night, because two feet are added to it.
How can you shorten a bed?
→ Don't sleep long in it.