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Woodpecker With No Beak
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
→ A headbanger!
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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
→ A headbanger!
How do you identify a bald eagle?
→ All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
→ To get to the chick across the street!
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but it takes eight million years.
Why do bikes have kick-stands?
→ Because they're two-tired.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
→ Pop-cycle
What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?
→ Bike carbonate of soda!
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?
→ Bicycle petals!
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head?
→ Petal!