The Person In Bed
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
→ Because he is lying.
Random joke from this category
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?
→ Because he is lying.
Why do you go to bed?
→ Because the bed will not come to you.
Why are rivers lazy?
→ Because they never get off their beds.
- Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?
- Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop off!
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
→ A horse!
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
→ She wanted to see how long she slept.
Why did your sister keep running around her bed?
→ Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?
→ Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
Why did the bed spread?
→ Because it saw the pillow slip.
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed?
→ No, because it hasn't been made up yet.