Clean Jokes — worst jokes

How do you make a Gorilla stew?
→ You keep it waiting for three hours!

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
→ Tell it an elephant joke!

How do you make a Gorilla float?
→ Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?
→ They'll both bite at anything!

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?
→ He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
→ He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
→ She was the beast of the show!

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar?
→ She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
→ He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'

How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?
→ The elevator was broken!