Clean Jokes — worst jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?
→ I "NEED" you!

What goes up and never comes down?
→ Up

Why did the belt go to jail?
→ Because he held up a pair of pants!

What did dela wear? (Delaware)
→ Her New Jersey

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
→ Because the rest are weekdays.

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
→ I don't know and I don't care!

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
→ Limp biskit

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
→ Heck

A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the nose!" he replied

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But... I can't read your hand."
"Why?" the man asks.
"I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.