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Bell in a Tutu
What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!
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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?
→ A bellerina!
What is the most breathless thing on television?
→ The Pink Panter Show!
What do you use to cut the ocean?
→ A seasaw
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
→ A stick.
What is an archaeologist?
→ Someone who's career is in ruins!
What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?
→ A knight light
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
→ In his sleevies!
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
→ Egyptian dummies.
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!
What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
→ The registration of the car that ran him over!