Clean Jokes — worst jokes

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting.
Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
→ The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
→ "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.

"You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.

"What was that you said?"
The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.

"You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if you'd been dead for six milion years."

What's a big game hunter?
→ Someone who's lost his way to the match.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?
→ Vincent Van Cough

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
→ He didn't have the guts too

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?
→ To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why don't you wear snow boots?
→ Because they'll melt.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?
→ To Palm Beach.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?
→ Show me your mussels.