Man Turned Insect
What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!
Random joke from this category
What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
→ He just beetled off!
What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?
→ Should we walk home or take a dog?
- First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
- Second Caribou: A maybee.
What's a bee-line?
→ The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
→ An elephant!
What lives in gum trees?
→ Stick insects!
What has four wheels and flies?
→ A rubbish bin!
What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?
→ He's bee-witched!
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
→ Tell him a joke when he's a baby!
How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Change it to what?