Random joke from this category
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
→ Turns over a new leaf!
What is the definition of a caterpillar?
→ A worm in a fur coat!
What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
→ A caterpillar tractor!
What does a cat go to sleep on?
→ A caterpillow!
What's green and dangerous?
→ A caterpillar with a machine gun!
What pillar doesn't need holding up?
→ A caterpillar!
What does a lion brush his mane with?
→ A catacomb!
What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
→ Miaooooooooooooooooooow!
What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
→ Shredded tweet!
Why do tomcats fight?
→ Because they like raising a stink!
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
→ They are both ginger nuts!
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
→ A catameringue!
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
→ A caterpillar!
What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
→ A Peking Tom!
What is the most breathless thing on television?
→ The Pink Panter Show!
What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
→ A terrified postman!
When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!
What do cat actors say on stage?
→ Tabby or not tabby!
What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
→ I'm paw!
What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?
→ An aunt-eater!
What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
→ Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!
How is a cat laying down like a coin?
→ Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!
Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?
→ Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!
What cat purrs more than any other?
→ Purrsians!
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
→ C-A-T!
Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?
→ There was some money in the kitty!
What does a cat call a bowl of mice?
→ A purrfect meal!
Why did the cat sleep under the car?
→ Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
→ He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!
What is another way to describe a cat?
→ A heat seeking missile!
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
→ A duck filled fatty puss!
What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
→ A first aid kitty!
Why do cats chase birds?
→ For a lark!
What do cats read in the morning?
→ Mewspapers!
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
→ An acrocat!
What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
→ Puss in boots!
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
→ Because she heard fowl language!
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left?
→ None. They were all copy cats!
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
→ A catastrophe!
Who was the most powerful cat in China?
→ Chairman Miaow!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
→ A cat-a-logue!
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
→ An octopuss!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
→ Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!
Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!
Why did the cat cross the road?
→ It was the chicken's day off!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
→ He felt funny!
What's striped and bouncy?
→ A tiger on a pogo stick!
What is the cat's favorite TV show?
→ The evening mews!
How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
→ Smack a lion!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
→ Hailing taxi cabs!
How is cat food sold?
→ Usually purr can!
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
→ A tiger moth!
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
→ 'Let us prey.'
What looks like half a cat?
→ The other half!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
→ 'Claws.'
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
→ A stri-ped!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
→ 'Pleased to eat you.'!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
→ Frostbite!
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
→ 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
What is lion's favorite food?
→ Baked beings!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
→ She's got that down in the mouth look!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
→ A peeping tom!
Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
→ Because he has sandy claws!
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
→ 'Pleased to eat you.'!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
→ Frostbite!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
→ Chocolate mousse!
How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!
What is cleverer than a talking cat?
→ A spelling bee!
How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
→ They never cry over spilt milk!
What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
→ An animal that puts you out a night!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
→ A stripey jumper!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
→ A sourpuss!
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!
