Cat Riddles

What does a lion brush his mane with?
→ A catacomb!

What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
→ Miaooooooooooooooooooow!

What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?
→ Shredded tweet!

Why do tomcats fight?
→ Because they like raising a stink!

Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?
→ They are both ginger nuts!

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?
→ A catameringue!

On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
→ A caterpillar!

What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?
→ A Peking Tom!