Cat Riddles 1

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!

What is cleverer than a talking cat?
→ A spelling bee!

How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?
→ They never cry over spilt milk!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?
→ An animal that puts you out a night!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
→ A stripey jumper!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
→ A sourpuss!

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!