Cat Riddles 5

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
→ A catastrophe!

Who was the most powerful cat in China?
→ Chairman Miaow!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
→ A cat-a-logue!

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
→ An octopuss!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
→ Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

When the cat's away.....?
→ The house smells better!

Why was the cat so small?
→ Because it only ate condensed milk!

Why did the cat cross the road?
→ It was the chicken's day off!