Cat Riddles 3

What looks like half a cat?
→ The other half!

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
→ 'Claws.'

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
→ A stri-ped!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
→ 'Pleased to eat you.'!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
→ Frostbite!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
→ 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What is lion's favorite food?
→ Baked beings!

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